Inflatable husband

Who needs a real husband when you can get an inflatable spouse? Inflate him when you need him, deflate him when you just can take it! Guaranteed to please - all your friends will love him, he won't upset your parents and he doesn't have the equipment to cheat. He's also incapable of handling the remote, so there're no football games in your future. And, there's a user manual if you run into any problems. You will love your low maintenance partner for a stress free, easy life!