Inflatable wife

Who needs a real wife when you can get an inflatable spouse? Inflate her when you need her, deflate her when you just can't take it! Guaranteed to be silent and efficient - she won't spend your money, crash your car or act unfaithfully. She's also quite buoyant should you decide to go swimming. And, there's a user manual if you run into any problems. Sounds like even you could make this relationship work!