Death, Taxes & Sex - How to get laid

Thursday, 26 March 2015 Crista

Vinyl and Fishnet SkirtThe old saying goes that there are two guarantees in life - death and taxes.

Sex is not in the top list of guarantees when you move through life but there are some things you can do to increase your chances of getting laid.

One of the top things that women consider a turn on is confidence. Similarly, men look to women to be secure in their body image and sexuality. While personal preferences may vary from person to person, the general rule is that if you feel sexy, people will perceive you as sexier.

So what can you do to boost your chances of getting lucky? Here are a few options for ladies and gents:

1. Pleasure yourself first

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce, the vibrator. This universal toy is a multi-tasker and powerhouse of personal pleasure. Men & women can use it with just as much success to get off when your not getting any. Why is this so important? Because there is nothing more off-putting than someone who is sexually frustrated. You can convey that stress to your potential partner and they can become very turned off by it. So rule number 1, class, is take care of yourself first. 

2. Buy some sexy clothing

Fetish clothing can be the ultimate turn on for some. Fetish clothing isn't just to appeal to your partner, wearing it underneath your regular clothing can give you a naughty demeanor that translates well to your partner. They can tell there is something sexy about you, they just don't know what, but they sure want to find out.

3. Experiment

If you are with an existing partner and you two just aren't mixing like you used to - no more wild nights of sex in every room of the house. Then it might be a good idea to try something new. Buy some bondage gear - start out simple, just get a blindfold and a feather. Try out some anal toys. Buy a vibrator you use on one another. Don't close your mind off! Besides, if you don't like it, you can put it down but at least you tried AND you got laid!

4. Buy THEM something nice

Buy him a sex toy or buy her a sex toy. If you've never bought your spouse a sex toy then try it out. They will be surprised, perhaps even a little confused but the novelty will wear off and they will want to try it out even if its just out of sheer curiosity. 

5. Dance!

Women can get a real boost in confidence as well as a hell of workout learning to pole dance. This trending exercise system has moved well-beyond the shady, strip joint and right into respectable fitness centers. Pole dancing is a sexy, high-aerobic exercise system that will turn your partner on. It's not just for women either! Men are taking to the pole and loving it as well.

Read More - Pole Dancing for the Young at Heart

When all else fails, you can always buy a sex doll. Major advances in sex toy materials such as Cyberskin means that life-like sex dolls have been put on the market that genuinely feel like the real deal. 


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