This idea in itself provides material for great stories and movies. Why all the doom and gloom about zombies in the movies? No matter how hard people try or successful they become at defending themselves from zombie attacks, the zombies keep on rising, spreading panic throughout neighborhoods, communities and nations all for the sake of making more Hollywood sequels. If you can’t beat the zombies, join ‘em. Adding sexual spice can bring happy endings to zombie movies and allows viewers to leave the movie theater in a good mood. Because zombies have disposable body parts, sex with them would make for some interesting sex acts and positions. So it’s important not to become too attached to a zombie. Besides, they probably wouldn’t make cheap dates with the platefuls of raw meat and disgruntled looks from nearby diners. You most likely could have safe sex with zombies because they’re dead, but the CDC would probably advise against it. The virus zombies contract could mutate into something really weird during close encounters.
Zombie sex isn’t all that unique. The term also refers to screwing somebody’s brains out or having mindless sex in the middle of the night with your partner, according to some slang dictionaries. You may have also experienced zombie sex with someone who was a real dud in the sack. Of course, who in his or her right mind would consider sex with a real zombie? There are far better ways to make sex interesting. Leave the zombies to Hollywood; use your imagination to spice up your sex life.
People have been called zombies for lacking energy and enthusiasm. But, like zombies, they can get their lives back again just by using devices that mimic body parts. Dildos, vibrators and men’s masturbation devices provide more pleasant variations of “third-party” sex. Women have been using dildos and vibrators for a long time to bring them full sexual satisfaction, and now men have plenty of products to choose from as well. Enjoying the pleasures of life-like female sex organs or true-to-life dolls will make any man forget about sex with a zombie. What’s more, these additions also enhance sex for both partners during their sessions. It’s like having a threesome, only you don’t have to worry about any post-orgasmic guilt. There’s no actual other person to cause trouble later on. Afterwards, you can curl up together and watch a good zombie movie. Well, maybe not necessarily the best choice. Perhaps a romantic story or instructive video on how to make sex even better can build up your imagination for future sessions. Comedy, drama, romance and mystery all play roles in the continuing saga of sexual expression, as does your imagination.